Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Weedology - Rollin' Rules 101

+++ Hey,
This is just for fun!

~ ZA RULES ~


1. Never use more than 1 paper. [unless making a big one]
2. Easy Rider papers make you cough.
3. Must have consistency within the J for even burning.
4. NO seeds/twigs
5. Roll should be as uniform as possible to prevent “pregnant” Js.
6. Best way to light (no lighters/matches) Piezo Electric Lighter
Note: Found on the internet @ Jo’s (Hist. Early Sept. 98)
Helpful Hints [Hist. M0801/1203AM]Zig Zags have one of the best variety of papers...

White: Slow – best for hash/hydro/all
Blue: Free – Satisfactory substitute
Green: Wet-proof – Best for hash
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My points added:
1. If wet, roll semi-loosely, or use a pipe.
2. Use short scissors w/ a screw that can be tightened once the blade separation from use starts. (singer 3” sewing scissors are great!—Hist. F1501/1130PM – inspired by E. Myers)
3. Make sure the paper is the right way when rolling (glue side inside).
4. Scented body spray available @ “the buck store”. Used in air for ‘after session odors’ is best!
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How to fix a “boat”:

1. STOP toking!! Back away from the J.
2. Locate “boat”. Spit on finger(not the J), moisten around the bottom of the “boat” – complete circle.
3. Resume toking – slowly. Some believe that if you rotate while inhaling, this causes burning to resume smoothly.
4. Keep the inhaling end a continual passage of smoke. Don’t let this end close due to resin-build-up or wet lips. Adequate air must flow through. NOTE: To avoid “boating” when lighting – aim lighting end even (straight; not up @ the light, nor down into the flame), and suck slowly. SongRollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’…
Keep them Js a Rollin’…
ZIG ZAG!! (0228011234AMishC.E.S.)
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Until next time...
Trish the Dish/ CE.S. (~*~)

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